What should I do for the 60 follower mark I hit???

OH YEAH, BEIN' ON A BIG STAGE IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE, HEARIN' MY VOICE ECHO IN THE THEATER AS I SANG! SURE WISH MY HEAD WASN'T SO EMPTY SO I COULD ACTUALLY REMEMBER IT...

Damn.

WELL, I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW. ANOTHER MEMORY I LOST WITH MY BLUE HEADBAND THINGY, I SUPPOSE... BUT, I DO REMEMBER SOME THINGS. LIKE THAT I'M FROM NEW YORK! SO I BET YA I WAS A BIG BROADWAY STAR! ALL THE THINGS I CAN DO, WHY WOULDN'T I BE?

Well that makes sense. Oh man that must have been sweeeeeet.

BOY, I'LL SAY... YOU AND A COUPLE OTHERS ARE THE FIRST PEOPLE I'VE SEEN IN I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG.

Sweet! So what did you do before the apocalypse?

THAT'S RIGHT, I CAN DO IT ALL! SING, DANCE, PLAY MUSIC, ACT, DRAW, YOU NAME IT! AND "JACK" ISN'T MY REAL NAME EITHER, BUT IT DOES THE JOB SEEING AS I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT MY OLD ONE WAS...

The apocalypse’s a bitch ain’t it? ((OH MAN this Guy can dance tooooooo))

*bops himself on the forehead with his palm* OOH, WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? THEY CALL ME JACK, AS IN 'JACK OF ALL TRADES'! OR JUST "THE ENTERTAINER". PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE!

Oh man oh man we got entertainers nooow! I prefer Jailbird more than my real name but damn an Entertainer!

OOH, A JAILBIRD! THEY HAD YOU IN THE SLAMMER, HUH? THE CLINK, THE HOOSEGOW, THE BIG HOUSE! WHAT'D YA DO, ROB A BANK? KILL A MAN? ORGANIZED CRIME?

All kindsa shit, homes. And you are?

ask-trackerandsniffer:

Today (somehow) I was wondering about what my OCs could teach others, like, not something educational, but more out of wisdom or experience. Maybe something that will help them in life.

So I figured:

Tracker would teach you that there is always hope somewhere, no matter what happens or how dark…

And Jailbird would teach you the life long lesson of YOLO.

STF IM HUGGIN YOU

YOU OKAY

STF IM HUGGIN YOU

YOU OKAY

askvalex:

pauls-nipples:

well yes it does but. banana? why?

Cuz it does

Don’t knock it til you try it!Just like Rainbowdash and her reading that book or something…

askvalex:

pauls-nipples:

well yes it does but. banana? why?

Cuz it does

Don’t knock it til you try it!

Just like Rainbowdash and her reading that book or something…